I have an off beat sense of humor.
And often, my timing is off.
And sometimes those that don’t know me tend to think I am strange.
Most of the time those that do know me think I am funny.
And most of the time I feel love for the world. I feel love for my fellow human type beings as we fight together in this bloody battle that is life.
I use my humor as a weapon. And my favorite target in the world is me.
But my second favorite target is YOU.
That’s right. You – basically anyone and everyone.
And here’s the thing.
I love myself.
I do. I think I am pretty damn utterly unbelievable.
And I make fun of myself. Constantly.
And keeping that in mind…you should know that I like you too.
As in anyone I will ever meet and most of those I have met.
Because I like people. And I give them the benefit of the doubt. I don’t judge on anything but action. And I am pretty straight forward.
But I am also sarcastic as hell.
And I have a sharp and cutting wit.
(and I’m quick to use it.)
I often say something that I shouldn’t. And most of the time I don’t know it. Most of the time I have no idea I have offended.
It certainly wasn’t my intention.
But I do it. I know I do it.
So let me say now for the record:
Unless I tell you to your face that I think you are a bad person and I don’t want to be friends with you – I like you and I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings. So, please give me the benefit of the doubt.
I play punch buggy for cripes sake, I have no sense of humor etiquette.
And I like you.
No, I mean it.
* see, this where you like me anyway and no I just can’t help myself….