I sent my husband an email
subj: valentines day or birthday
I want a drum set
Followed by another email:
subj: or a piano
Subj: and a new house
because where the hell will we keep all my new instruments?
And then I stopped. Because I was mostly kidding.
And kinda not.
I am a consumer. And I am raising two little consumers.
And sometimes that bothers me.
But then I go buy something and feel better.